Step 16

She will be the most important thing in your life, for your entire life, so never forget it.

Keep it romantic

Step 15

...Always let her have the last say, unless its a bad one, even then, change the tone of the ruck so that her last say is nicer...

Going back to a previous step, never part company "not friends"

Step 13 and 14

As I am Triskaidekaphobic, (afraid of the number 13, I shall group 14 and 13 together...

13) Dance in the kitchen with her while she is cooking or washing up

14) better still, do the cooking or washing up for her and dance while you work...

Step 12

Make each other laugh...

At any age it can sometimes be better than sex...

Step 11

If you are sad, hide it from her. Always show her your smile

Step 10

When she cries for no reason, hold her tightly

Step 9

When you are out, hold her hand and look into her eyes...