Step 13 and 14

As I am Triskaidekaphobic, (afraid of the number 13, I shall group 14 and 13 together...

13) Dance in the kitchen with her while she is cooking or washing up

14) better still, do the cooking or washing up for her and dance while you work...

Step 12

Make each other laugh...

At any age it can sometimes be better than sex...

Step 11

If you are sad, hide it from her. Always show her your smile

Step 10

When she cries for no reason, hold her tightly

Step 9

When you are out, hold her hand and look into her eyes...

Step 8

If she has a lie in, then make her a treat for when she awakens...

Step 7

Try to stay fit and healthy. Not just for you, but for her too...

Step 6

Buy her flowers or chocolates without there being a need for redress.

step 5

Even when she's being a cow to you, smile.

Step 4

If you both work then do your share of the household chores.
If you work and she is at home, STILL do your share of the household chores.
Better still, do more than your share of the household chores.

Step 3

If you are tempted by the attraction of another woman, remember this:

The grass on the other side of the street may look greener, but it is enhanced by chemicals and horse-shit. Stay in your own garden and tender to your own lawn and then it will flourish!