Step 8

If she has a lie in, then make her a treat for when she awakens...

Step 7

Try to stay fit and healthy. Not just for you, but for her too...

Step 6

Buy her flowers or chocolates without there being a need for redress.

step 5

Even when she's being a cow to you, smile.

Step 4

If you both work then do your share of the household chores.
If you work and she is at home, STILL do your share of the household chores.
Better still, do more than your share of the household chores.

Step 3

If you are tempted by the attraction of another woman, remember this:

The grass on the other side of the street may look greener, but it is enhanced by chemicals and horse-shit. Stay in your own garden and tender to your own lawn and then it will flourish!

Step 2

Never leave home without telling your wife you love her...